Black Death (2010)
dir. Christopher Smith
CAST
Eddie Redmayne
David Warner (Titanic, 1997)
Kimberley Nixon (Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, 2008)
Sean Bean (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, 2003)
Johnny Harris (War Horse, 2011)
John Lynch (The Secret Garden, 1993)
Tim McInnerny (101 Dalmations, 1996)
Carice van Houten (Repo Men, 2010)
In a lot of ways this movie was a lot like an inferior version of The 13th Warrior. The character is a less-than-enthusiastic monk who joins a bunch of religous knights on a witchhunt so he can actually ditch the monastery and run away with his girlfriend. Also, everyone's dying of the plauge. But when he reaches the rendevous point there's blood everywhere and it's presumed that his fair lady is deceased (except we all know that on TV and in the movies, no one is ever dead until you see a body). When they reach the bewitched village the necromancer apparently raises the monk's girlfriend from the dead and then there's a lot of quibbling about whether being Christian is actually helping anybody out or not, the nature of the plague as a divine retribution, and whether or not someone can be tortured into a believer. Sean Bean is drawn and quartered, it's pretty gross.
At first I thought the movie was becoming a sort of liberalist rant against organizaed religion (you know how they do!), but then the pagans turned into some real nasty jerks as well, so perhaps the critique is actually of a more generalized zeal. Can we trust anything you say when your actions are so shamelessly inhumane?
The witch turns out to be a charlatan, and the monk becomes a murderer when he thinks his GF has become zombified. When he discovers how he has been decieved, he goes sort of crazy and becomes a replacement for Sean Bean's ruthless character, but maybe worse. So is he driven by religious fervor, or just hate?
A compilation of all the movies I watch, in no particular thematic organization, with maybe a clever joke here or there.
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18 January 2012
24 November 2011
19 Nov - "I worry about what's going to happen"
Case 39 (2009)
dir. Christian Alvart (Pandorum, 2009)
CAST
Renée Zellweger (Appaloosa, 2008)
Jodelle Ferland (Girl Fight, TV 2011)
Ian McShane (Coraline (voice), 2009)
Bradley Cooper (Valentine's Day, 2010/1)
Callum Keith Rennie (Blade: Trinity, 2004)
Adrian Lester (The Day After Tomorrow, 2004)
Kerry O'Malley (The Happening, 2008)
Cynthia Stevenson (Air Bud: Golden Reciever, 1998)
Alexander Conti (Cheaper by the Dozen 2, 2005)
Mary Black (The Wicker Man, 2006)
Benita Ha (X-Men: The Last Stand, 2006)
Fulvio Cecere (Watchmen, 2009)
Colin Lawrence (Fantastic Four, 2005)
Dagmar Midcap (The Last Mimzy, 2007)
Bill Mondy (The Day the Earth Stood Still, 2008)
Andrew Arlie (Final Destination 2, 2003)
Sarah-Jane Redmond (The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, 2005)
Daniel Bacon (The Day the Earth Stood Still, 2008)
Dalias Blake (Red Riding Hood, 2011)
Phillip Mitchell
I expressed trepidation towards this movie a while ago but I decided to go for it anyway because I felt like watching a movie about possession. Turns out I might have been better served by checking out The Rite, The Last Exorcism, or finally getting around to The Exorcism of Emily Rose. This movie is about a well meaning social worker who takes in a child seemingly abused by her parents only to discover that all is not as it seems. This movie was hard to get through because Renee Zellweger sort of rubs me the wrong way, and it was one of those movies where the protagonist never does what I would do in that situation, and that just seems stupid.
The little girl was also sort of confusing because I was unclear on whether she was killing people expressly to make Renee's character unhappy or just to manipulate her into playing happy family or just because she was crazy demon-spawn. It was also unclear why she was so desperate to have a loving caretaker.
The ending was hectic, it seems that the evil was defeated, but is the social worker going to prison now? What will the official report say? I'd also like to say that I feel a lot of this was lifted from old episodes of the X-files, especially the parts where the adults are forced to cater to the untenable whims of an implacable child.
On the other hand, it was interesting to see how the possession theme was treated without any religious overtones. There was no priest or exorcism or ceremonies. The kid was just a demon. Case closed. It's true enough that the exorcism narrative has been beaten to death, but I'm not sure the attempt to circumvent those themes was effective here. One thing that religion always gives us in movies is the potential for redemption. In Case 39, not only was the child destroyed, but it seems that the heroine is also slated for demise, as is everyone else the girl came into contact with. I don't really enjoy it when a movie doesn't have any winners.
dir. Christian Alvart (Pandorum, 2009)
CAST
Renée Zellweger (Appaloosa, 2008)
Jodelle Ferland (Girl Fight, TV 2011)
Ian McShane (Coraline (voice), 2009)
Bradley Cooper (Valentine's Day, 2010/1)
Callum Keith Rennie (Blade: Trinity, 2004)
Adrian Lester (The Day After Tomorrow, 2004)
Kerry O'Malley (The Happening, 2008)
Cynthia Stevenson (Air Bud: Golden Reciever, 1998)
Alexander Conti (Cheaper by the Dozen 2, 2005)
Mary Black (The Wicker Man, 2006)
Benita Ha (X-Men: The Last Stand, 2006)
Fulvio Cecere (Watchmen, 2009)
Colin Lawrence (Fantastic Four, 2005)
Dagmar Midcap (The Last Mimzy, 2007)
Bill Mondy (The Day the Earth Stood Still, 2008)
Andrew Arlie (Final Destination 2, 2003)
Sarah-Jane Redmond (The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, 2005)
Daniel Bacon (The Day the Earth Stood Still, 2008)
Dalias Blake (Red Riding Hood, 2011)
Phillip Mitchell
I expressed trepidation towards this movie a while ago but I decided to go for it anyway because I felt like watching a movie about possession. Turns out I might have been better served by checking out The Rite, The Last Exorcism, or finally getting around to The Exorcism of Emily Rose. This movie is about a well meaning social worker who takes in a child seemingly abused by her parents only to discover that all is not as it seems. This movie was hard to get through because Renee Zellweger sort of rubs me the wrong way, and it was one of those movies where the protagonist never does what I would do in that situation, and that just seems stupid.
The little girl was also sort of confusing because I was unclear on whether she was killing people expressly to make Renee's character unhappy or just to manipulate her into playing happy family or just because she was crazy demon-spawn. It was also unclear why she was so desperate to have a loving caretaker.
The ending was hectic, it seems that the evil was defeated, but is the social worker going to prison now? What will the official report say? I'd also like to say that I feel a lot of this was lifted from old episodes of the X-files, especially the parts where the adults are forced to cater to the untenable whims of an implacable child.
On the other hand, it was interesting to see how the possession theme was treated without any religious overtones. There was no priest or exorcism or ceremonies. The kid was just a demon. Case closed. It's true enough that the exorcism narrative has been beaten to death, but I'm not sure the attempt to circumvent those themes was effective here. One thing that religion always gives us in movies is the potential for redemption. In Case 39, not only was the child destroyed, but it seems that the heroine is also slated for demise, as is everyone else the girl came into contact with. I don't really enjoy it when a movie doesn't have any winners.
22 May 2011
22 May- "Twelve is the new twenty"
Zombieland (2009)
dir. Ruben Fleischer
CAST
dir. Ruben FleischerCAST
Jesse Eisenberg (The Squid and the Whale, 2005)
Woody Harrelson (Wag the Dog, 1997)
Emma Stone (Easy A, 2010)
Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine, 2006)
Amber Heard (Pineapple Express, 2008)
Bill Murray (Groundhog Day, 1993)
I watched Zombieland with my little brother last night. We had a tough time picking a movie to watch since we just moved and don't have any DVDs or VHSs lying around (I don't even know if my mom kept the old VHS player). And I put my netflix account on hold for the summer, and I don't have a membership to Blockbuster or anything and the On Demand isn't working in the living room for some reason so I had to go back to the cache on my external hard drive and I will tell you, there's not a lot of eight-year-old friendly stuff on there. I almost got him to watch Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, which would have been a fun entry on here, but it turned out my digital version was of extraordinarily poor quality and subtitled, at that, so we got like a minute and a half into that before it was nixed. I guess I should buy the DVD, because that's some quality cinema.
So we watched Zombieland, which is also fun times. I think I would like to see Jesse Eisenberg play a more dickish character than his general nerd-type. Not like in The Social Network, because that character was insufferable, but I mean like Troy from The Goonies. Don't you guys think that Jesse Eisenberg could play the preppie asshole boyfriend of the girl that the Hero pines after? I think he could. Step out of your box dude, you don't have to let everyone confuse you with Michael Cera.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, that this was the movie that made Emma Stone famous, or at least when we all started to recognize her. One thing I don't get is why, if she and Abigail Breslin are sisters, are named Wichita and Little Rock, respectively, if the characters are named after the cities they are supposed to be pursuing. If that was the case, they should both be named Pacific Playland, or something. I guess the writer was implying that their family moved around a lot.
I have a lot of thoughts about the zombie theme as a metaphor for a certain kind of social anxiety. But I think it would be better saved for the day I review Night of the Living Dead or, at the very least, 28 Days Later. Or maybe I'm just lazy and want to go watch some more TV.
30 April 2011
28 April- "I don't want to be one of those things. Walking around without a soul"
Resident Evil (2002)
dir. Paul W.S. AndersonCAST
Milla Jovovich (Ultraviolet, 2000)
Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar, 2009)
Eric Mabius (Cruel Intentions, 1999)
James Purefoy (A Knight's Tale, 2001)
Joseph May (Fairy Tale: A True Story, 1997)
Heike Makatsch (Love, Actually, 2003)
Stephen Billington (Braveheart, 1995)
So, this movie was based off of a video game, right? I don't know anything about that, but I can imagine how the disjunct plotline would lend itself well to a video, with one boss needing to be defeated before moving on to the next series of challenges.
I liked the beginning. I liked how the hero woke up with amnesia and I was able to tell she had amnesia without her saying something chintzy like "Where am I? Who am I?"
I like Milla Jovovitch. Unfortunately all her movies are awful science fiction fare, with The 5th Element clearly rising to the top of the pot. I wonder when this is, maybe she just can't hack a heavier role. But if I'm going to complain about an actress it's going to be this girl:

Is anyone else totally tired of Michelle Rodriguez? I find myself resenting her very existence because she is written into every single science fiction movie as this caricature of a strong female and a pale homage to Private Vasquez in Aliens.
Is this what you're going to base your career on, Michelle? A Jewish woman in brownface? Is a token Latina any better (worse?) than a token Black Man? And like that counterpart, Michelle Rodriguez always dies before the movie ends.
On the other hand, it's cool that woman are increasingly being cast in parts that aren't distinctively "feminine" (i.e. Rain Ocampo was essentially gender-neutral, and could have been played by a man or a woman, where previously this sort of role would have only been played by a man as women wold only be in movies as mothers or sex objects) and for this the Michelle Rodriguez "character" should be lauded, because here we have a role model showing that is perfectly acceptable for a female to have a story arc that doesn't involve a man as a protector or a love interest.
Of course, the whole point of of casting more women in gender-neutral roles is undermined if you give all of the parts to Michelle Rodriguez. And that's why I made that sort of uncouth reference to Pvt. Vasquez (Which I regret a little, because Pvt. Vasquez was awesome). While Michelle Rodriguez is not overtly racialized in her roles (you know, like getting all up in your face with the Spanish slang) I know that part of the reason she keeps getting cast is that the movie execs want a minority female in their movie, and I get it, and it's important to represent, but if the Hispanic woman keeps getting cast as stereotypically violent and impulsive, it's problematic.
First of all, it's saying something very essential and wrong about Latinas (If you fuck with her, she will cut you), and second of all, it's saying that a white woman, or a black woman, and especially not an Asian woman or an Indian woman or (God, help us) a Mid-Eastern woman could ever fill that kind of role because it's too aggressive and too dominant and too uncontrollable and it would make the (predominantly white male) audience uncomfortable.
So I meant to talk about Resident Evil and movies based off of video-games, and then I decided to rant about this instead. I think it's important to keep in mind that even the shitty movies are trying to tell you something about yourself--maybe especially the shitty ones, since they are so willing to pander to cultural norms and appeal to the lowest common denominator--and it's in the details, the side characters and subplots, where the broader narratives are played out. So yeah, Milla whooped some zombies, and looked hot doing it, but why did we want to see a movie about zombies in the first place?
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