April Movie Wishlist!

1. Hanna

Saoirse Ronan as a child assassin.

2. Scream 4

zomg yes!

4. Super

Promises to be humor combined with balls-out violence. A dark take on the superhero genre. Also featuring Kevin Bacon.

5. Meek's Cutoff

About pioneer's lost on the Oregon Trail

6. Water for Elephants

I didn't read the book. But I've read the back cover a few times. Can Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon play a convincing couple? Can I watch Robert Pattinson without thinking about glittery-skinned Edward?

NOT TO SEE

A) Your Highness

There's a slim chance that this movie, directed by David Gordon Greene of Pineapple Express, and starring many of the same dudes, will be funny. But I'm willing to bet it's just a string of codpiece jokes.

B) Rio

Again, maybe funny. Maybe just a stream of bird poop jokes. Definitely at some point someone will ask "Polly want a cracker?"

C) Arthur

This plot seems so tedious. And I'm was sick of Russell Brand before he even got started.

D) Born to be a Star

This one's a little risky. I'm a Christina Ricci fan and maybe Adam Sandler is due, right? That's how it works, right?

E) Hop

Is a bunny!